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The End
By Claire
Tuesday, 21st December 2004 08:02

In the past 8.5 months I have:

  • been to 20 countries
  • seen camels, penguins, albatroses, three types of monkey, parrots, cocatoos, pecocks, llamas, guanaco, red pandas, sea lions, dolphins, turtles, scorpions, condors and water buffalo in the wild.
  • been on fourteen boats
  • capsised once
  • been rescued by a Frenchman
  • discovered Mikey can actually sail (how cool is that?) although he has flatly refused to take me anywhere near water more choppy than a reservoir on a windless day, which is probably for the best
  • been bitten by a donkey
  • Ridden a motorbike
  • Covered about 7000 miles by train
  • Had five baths
  • Swam in three underground lakes
  • been on 24 aeroplanes with nine airlines
  • Climbed up to 13000 feet and dived down to 90ft.
  • Seen four glaciers and climbed one.
  • Entered Hong Kong four times.
  • Built a snowman.
  • Learned the Spanish for superglue.
  • Listened to the Shrek 2 soundtrack more than 30 times.
  • Sent at least my own bodyweight in parcels home.
  • Got over my fear of muppets (in theory at least).
  • Fed chipmonks.
  • Seen 22 films in cinemas.
  • Eaten fish four times and discovered battered baramundi.
  • Watched the sun rise and set on the same day.
  • Written 257 diary entries.
  • Still not discovered how the stripes stay in toothpaste (although I intend to find out very soon).
  • Missed my family more than I thought possible.
  • Slept out under the stars.
  • Received four phone calls.
  • Written about ten thousand words of my novel.
  • Been through 25 international borders.
  • Been hit by a morotbike
  • Been knowingly to the locations of 26 movies.
  • Stood up for a county's national anthem three times.
  • Spent between four and two hundred and fifty pounds for a night's accommodation.
  • Sung in public once.
  • Cooked spaghetti bolognaise six times.
  • Seen an opera.
  • Been to McDonald's once (to use their loo) and eaten in Burger King three times.
  • Obtained a total of 43 new stamps in my passport.
  • Eaten duck, pigeon, goat, chicken, kangaroo, cow, pig, llama, sheep and tofu. Not eaten deep fried spiders.
  • Heard Hotel California in thirteen countries plus live in Hong Kong, and not once since then.
  • Shared six bottles of wine with Mikey.
  • Never sat in seats G or I on an aeroplane.
  • Found a perfect beach.
  • Taken about 3500 photos.
  • 8 blank pages left in my passport.
  • Traveled by bike, train, aeroplane, cable car, chair lift, sailing boat, catamaran, steam train, car ferry, motorbike, camel cart, auto-rickshaw (tuk-tuk), car, bike trailer, camel, horse-drawn train, canoe, rickshaw and rowing boat.
  • Bought two DVDs in shops.
  • Sent around 350 postcards.
  • Been given flowers four times.
  • Not been parasailing nor ridden an elephant.
  • Fed a bison.
  • Spent an average of 40 minutes a day on the internet.
  • Been trapped in Milford Sound.
  • Swam in 5 swimming pools.
  • Spent about 100 hours waiting for transport.
  • Learned to say 'Hello' and 'Thank you' in ten new languages
  • Read four books that I really, really enjoyed and two that I hated.
  • Used 19 different currencies.
  • Emailed Google about my new invention and not received a response.
  • Made up six new words with Mikey.
  • Pickled beetroot.


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